Þessum var gaukað að mér fyrr í dag
Two Ways to Look at Everything;
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, „Do you know her?“
„Yes,“ I sighed. „She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.“
„My Gosh!“ said my wife. „Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?“